theequeenoffuckingeverything:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance

(Source: darkchocolateandtea, via well-i-wander)

ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

(via well-i-wander)

pettyyoungthing:

biggercatmeow:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

ayy lmao let me get in this pic real quick #selfie



At first I was creeped out now I’m laughing

pettyyoungthing:

biggercatmeow:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

ayy lmao let me get in this pic real quick #selfie

At first I was creeped out now I’m laughing

(Source: needtostayawake, via mynameschai)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via well-i-wander)

great-aspirations:

braveheart-the-lion:

i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit

I would pay $10,000 to hear Michelle say “I am your WIFE! I am the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!!”.

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lohanthony:

homework on the weekends is legal but gay marriage isn’t what is wrong with society

(via fivethousandoceans)

karuexists:

pizzaforpresident:

legend-of-corgis:

pizzaforpresident:

memphisisonfire:

genicavenger:

ocean-zombie:

Adopted her today, she has only one but its a gem

f you dont reblog this I’m judging you

Honestly one of the most beautiful cats i’ve ever seen

Are you missing the giant fucking scar on its face???

Just because she has a scar doesn’t mean she’s not pretty. In fact, I think she’s beautiful. Her fur looks so soft and floofy!

99% of cats have soft and fluffy fur, the only reason you’re calling this cat beautiful is because it has a giant scar on its face. If it had both eyes this picture would have 22 notes and nobody would give a shit. Stop calling it beautiful. It’s not, and it doesn’t matter because it’s a cat and it doesn’t understand English.
It’s badass looking but it’s not the most beautiful cat in the world. Stop making everything about beauty. It doesn’t matter if the cat is beautiful. Is it a nice cat? Is it housebroken? Does it play well with children? What are its political views? These are all things that are exponentially more important than “Is it beautiful?”.
You people will go to such great lengths to call every empty playground and dead leaf and disabled cat beautiful to make your blogs look more accepting and worldly but the truth is you wouldn’t give a shit if it wasn’t to make you feel good about yourself.

finally.

karuexists:

pizzaforpresident:

legend-of-corgis:

pizzaforpresident:

memphisisonfire:

genicavenger:

ocean-zombie:

Adopted her today, she has only one but its a gem

f you dont reblog this I’m judging you

Honestly one of the most beautiful cats i’ve ever seen

Are you missing the giant fucking scar on its face???

Just because she has a scar doesn’t mean she’s not pretty. In fact, I think she’s beautiful. Her fur looks so soft and floofy!

99% of cats have soft and fluffy fur, the only reason you’re calling this cat beautiful is because it has a giant scar on its face. If it had both eyes this picture would have 22 notes and nobody would give a shit. Stop calling it beautiful. It’s not, and it doesn’t matter because it’s a cat and it doesn’t understand English.

It’s badass looking but it’s not the most beautiful cat in the world. Stop making everything about beauty. It doesn’t matter if the cat is beautiful. Is it a nice cat? Is it housebroken? Does it play well with children? What are its political views? These are all things that are exponentially more important than “Is it beautiful?”.

You people will go to such great lengths to call every empty playground and dead leaf and disabled cat beautiful to make your blogs look more accepting and worldly but the truth is you wouldn’t give a shit if it wasn’t to make you feel good about yourself.

finally.

(Source: cthulhu-baby, via well-i-wander)

whorville:

It’s so annoying when people try to come at me for being confident
I’m not vain or conceited and I spent way too long hating my self and being self destructive. I have confidence & I know I look good so I’m gonna show it. Just bc u hate yaself doesn’t mean I have to

(via well-i-wander)